Hmm~ sounds familiar?? hehe... well, i received an e-mail 2day... it's about how a father tested his daughter's fiance's loyalty lo... and the moment i read the first line, i felt it was kinda familiar~ like i've seen it before... and yes!! i remembered.... it was this video.....
I bet some of u received the mail lo~ haha... it's totally the same as this... hmm~
Well, soon after, i went for dinner... guess what?! it was such a coincidence!! we actually talked about condoms... -_-||| no, we're not wu liao (bored) people.... aiya~ have to blame on Bobbie's phone la... he left it in the dining hall this aftrnoon and they actually wrapped it up with plastic wraps lo~ haha... then Melinda poured pepper powder on it... now i think the phone will smell like pepper lo... oh my... i cant imagine Bobbie sneezing everytime he answers a call~~~ hahaha...
It actually happens like this:
Me : Melinda, y not u tell Bobbie what u've done to his phone?
Melinda : Oh! I poured pepper on ur phone...
Me : No worries, Bobbie... ur phone is still safe... it has PROTECTION... =)
Melinda : But Bobbie, how do u know if ur phone REALLY has PROTECTION?? hehehe....
Bobbie : (heard wrongly) Huh? How do i know if KS uses PROTECTION??!!!
Me : Eh?!! aiyo!! u heard wrongly oledi la!! not me... ur phone la... -_-|||
Everyone : Hahahahaha......
Next, dunno who ar... suggested smthg bout the prices of condoms in Malaysia being too expensive lo... then Bobbie told us that condoms in NZ are cheap... 20 condoms for NZD 3 i think... That time, Melinda was kinda lost and we asked her to ask Jason how much condoms were sold in pharmacies... (Jason is a 4th yr Pharmacy student who currently works part-time in a pharmacy)....
So, Jason told us that there're actually 3 brands of condom sold in the pharmacy he's working at... hehe... the famous one being Durex, which basically everyone knows of... but hor~~ Melinda dunno what's Durex wor!! -_-||
Explanation time:
Me : Huh?! so famous u dunno?? it's like Energizer (never say die) so famous one wor~~
Bobbie : Yea... like KFC (finger lickin' good)...
Me : Yes yes... Nokia~~ (connecting people)...
Bobbie : Yea... Renault or maybe Peugeot (ride of your life)...
It was kinda dirty la... hehe... but it's stil so funny!! omg... after that, Jason continued to explain about the prices here... he said that with a doctor's prescription, a Kiwi (New Zealander) can actually buy a maximum of 144 condoms with only NZD 3!!!! amazing?? Then here comes the business-minded Clarence la...
Clarence : Wa!! liddat i can buy many many condoms and make a vending machine... then re-sell the condoms at a higher price in Malaysia!! every condom i earn some money, after one year or so, i can buy my first house alrdy!! hahaha...
Me : Yea, right... that is if JPA (our scholarship provider) can't provide u with a job la... haha...
Well, that's why i say Clarence is like a businessman from China la... hahaha... ok la... post til here now.. tmrw posting again... or maybe saturday~~ hehe... c ya soon!!
26 comments:
with doctor's prescription you can grab 12 dozens mannnn, that patient must be a sex addict! lol and the explanations were hopeless! hahaha i'm sure it confused melinda more. There's another good one from McDonald's.
Not only sex addict~ i think that person's more of a sex maniac!! haha... well, u know la... Barbie's true colours.....
McDonald's? Ba la ba ba ba... I'm lovin' it!! haha...
im screwed internationally. No pun intended.
haha! funnyyyy. but right, here got condoms free la. got from the uni health center. and not some lame brand k. it's durex! and it says here it comes with pleasure enhancing lubricant also. haha! told u Canterbury is better right?? haha!
why is your blog sooooooo loooooooonnnngggggggggggggg????
aiyo... financial thingy ar.. should read chee hang's blog.. rich dad poor dad..
hehehe.. anyway, thanks for your help ya bro.. i am in rush right now, no time to read your blog.. later on only read la ok?? dont curse me ha.... hehehehehe.... ja..
to protection boy: ur reputation is alrdy gone b4 i post this la... hahaha!! btw.... i think it's the time for Protection Boy!!! *Superman music plays* hehe...
to ben j: oh yea!! i laughed quite loud lei~ aiks.... eh?? Canterbury so nice one ar?? aiyoyo... but do u all use it ar? hehehe... or mayb u can get it and sell it like wat Clarence wanna do la... i noe dy~ the one they give is it black package one??
to yi ming: hey, sis~ u're welcome wor... wil try to help if i can one.. and it's ok la.. u take ur time read read la... i noe u busy now... my blog soooooooo looooooonnnnnnngggggg cuz u compare to urs mar... hehe... and i got lotsa lotsa photos let u see... =)
>protection boy: O_O lol totally pun intended!
waiyo.. the conversation so funny.. tel clarance, he can buy a lot of maggie mee fr msia n sell at a higher prize in nz oso.. then he buy things cheap fr nz, sell exp in msia, buy things cheap in msia, sell exp here, can buy house in half a yr d lo, no need a yr.. lol..
=.="'
i got another slogan for anti-condom
Nike - JUST DO IT!!
itz not advisible though... LOL
to lottkelly: yea~ haha...
to put: i'll help u tel clarence... he'll be so happy to hear that~~ haha... but then u got some great ideas too la... maybe he'll make u his apprentice... yeps~
to limichi: JUST DO IT?? haha... yea la... not suitable for anti-condom... but suitable for any 'make love not war' campaign la... hehe...
i remembered once there was a retarded tv commercial in hong kong. it's like a channel promotion thing during the valentine's. and they tried (but failed) to sound high-class, so they made this commercial in english and the slogan was "make. love. fresh." lol
to lottkelly: is it on youtube?? hehe... sounds..... fresh.... haha~~ -_-|| instead of classy, they sound a lil' more wrong o...
heh. whether we use it ah? hmmm.... cannot tell so openly laaaa.. haha! and yaa its the black packet one. free leh. haha!
hey ben, i got that free too wor... i used to have two of em... then kept in my drawer... but after i came back from Christchurch, i found out that somehow, one packet got missing!! wonder where it went...
oo...who is that clarence...
intriduce to me...
i can work with her...
since she is in new zealand...
i m in msia
then she can post a box of condom back to msia...
to me...then i will sell it...
then we half half...ok?
To teckie: hehe... clarence is a guy lai de~~ aiks... anw, he's a sarawakian... got chance, intro to u la!! haha... since both u so business-minded~~
HAHA...clarence become girl?? hahahha...oo, ya la...mayb i accidentaly cursed him coz last time i alwys call him 'clare'.
I remember orientation week at UC, at the student association builing, there was thing huge container with free condoms, just laying there for ppl to take...0.o...As ben said, UC is much better lo...hahah
to cal: oh, i din noe u call him clare one lei~~ i think he IS a gal~~ hmm... interesting..... haha... eh?? so nice ar?? they promote safe sex a lot wor... haha... and it suits clare more la... he can get it for free~ then seel it in m'sia!! liddat profit 100% lei... i'll tel him later!!
oOkay..u guys r all perverts!*condom talk* huh?-.-|||
migawd!lols....*condom business*
mang~hahaha....have u heard of tis slogan-->"EEE"
Ejaculate-->Enjoy-->Evacuate
lol..
hahas..
to julia: now who's the perverted one?? haha...
omg-_- don put our crap talk onto the blog la..
to sifat: haha! this is not crap la... this is entertaining and educational stuff... and finally u're here to comment dy... hehe...
-___- i was always there chit chatting in your chat box what.. so no need comment la. lolz
i ono~lols... y u guys r so interested in condoms?lol..u rmb ah yee's gay frens??hahaha...i attached a condom to de card!tats for him for de Jay Chow consert tickets..very nicely done!im so proud of myself!lols..
There goes my first time..i mean,first time buying condom lah!lol
to julia: -_-||| no nid to announce so loud one..... haha...
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